Cheating Text Message – I Sent the Text to the Wrong Phone Number
I called myself being the female player. I guess I wasn’t good enough. I already had plans with my main man when I sent a text to the wrong phone number, my second man. He’s the one who takes care of me financially. When I got to the restaurant, I found both men at the table waiting on me. I walked over and did a toast because I was caught big time. Now neither men will talk to me. I learned the hard way that cheating is no fun. At least I had a nice glass of wine and went home to recover from the stick pins in my stomach. What a late night.
This is my cheating text.
Cheating Text – What is Cheating?
What is Cheating? – Part I
Cheating is when you walk into your apartment and catch your boyfriend walking of out the bathroom with a condom still on and you know it wasn’t meant for you. You walk into your bedroom and find his ex-girlfriend hiding in the closet and she forgot to put on her clothes. Now, what does this tell you?
Cheating is when you your significant other is taking antibodies for the rash on his personal and you have not seen him in a month because of your job travels. Now what does this tell you?
Cheating is when your husband smiles and tell you to go shopping with your girlfriends because he has something great in store for you when you get home. You are gone for an hour and return because you forgot the credit card. You find your cousin’s car in the drive way. Yeah, the cousin that you couldn’t stand since childhood. You walk through the door and find them in a liplock. He tries to explain that she brought by earrings that he wanted to buy for you. He has gotten the story wrong because she works at the fast food restaurant across town. Also, he doesn’t realize that he has her matching lip color on his lips. Now, what does this tell you?
Cheating is when he takes the dog for a walk and comes back smell like p…. Now, what does this tell you?
Now, what is cheating?
This is my cheating text.
Cheating Text Message – Working At Home Is Great
Working at home is great. My friend’s husband was working at home. She came home early and found the dog closed up in the second bedroom and the husband on the wall with the woman from next door. All they could do was grunt and grunt some more before she took her umbrella and gave them something to grunt about. I would say that working at home gave him some time to relax. Now his wife got time with half of the business. Working at home is great.
This is my cheating text.
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