Nude Paining
Why does my boyfriend like the painting of a woman in the nude? Whenever he comes notice that he immediately has to check his pecker as soon as he sees the painting. What cheating!
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Cheating Professor
I was in the middle of a test when I caught the professor checking out my short skirt. I thought the skirt was cute but I had problems all day long keeping it down. I didn’t realize that the skirt had crawled up so far in the front that he saw that I had no underwear on. Of course, I found this out after he placed a fan in front of me and I felt the air circulating underneath the desk. I felt goosebumps rising and I slowly leaned forward and found out why. I quickly pulled down my skirt and felt the blood rushing to my face. I quickloy finished the assignment and walked my paper up to the professor. As he accepted my paper, he told me to come to his office in a few minutes. I knew that he wanted me to explain why I wore such a short skirt to class. Fearing the worse, I went to the professor’s office about 30 minutes later. Hoping to get the meeting over, I forgot to knock and quickly opened his office door. I found him on his knees with his head underneath his secretary’s skirt. I quickly closed the door and ran to get out of there. What a cheating professor, I thought as I opened the car door to my married lover who was waiting for me. Now, who is the cheater?
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Cheating Texts – Dialing the Wrong Phone Number
A friend of mine was internet dating when she got a call from a guy whom she had dated previously. However, when she picked up the call, the guy without listening to her voice called her another woman’s name. It didn’t upset her because she had not dated this guy for a while. Although, I would not call this cheating, the guy was lamed in dialing the wrong phone number.
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Cheating Texts – Extra Maid Duty
Unbelievable doing the live-in maid. If you are going to cheat, go outside your house and you know the deal.
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Cheating Text – What is Cheating?
What is Cheating? – Part I
Cheating is when you walk into your apartment and catch your boyfriend walking of out the bathroom with a condom still on and you know it wasn’t meant for you. You walk into your bedroom and find his ex-girlfriend hiding in the closet and she forgot to put on her clothes. Now, what does this tell you?
Cheating is when you your significant other is taking antibodies for the rash on his personal and you have not seen him in a month because of your job travels. Now what does this tell you?
Cheating is when your husband smiles and tell you to go shopping with your girlfriends because he has something great in store for you when you get home. You are gone for an hour and return because you forgot the credit card. You find your cousin’s car in the drive way. Yeah, the cousin that you couldn’t stand since childhood. You walk through the door and find them in a liplock. He tries to explain that she brought by earrings that he wanted to buy for you. He has gotten the story wrong because she works at the fast food restaurant across town. Also, he doesn’t realize that he has her matching lip color on his lips. Now, what does this tell you?
Cheating is when he takes the dog for a walk and comes back smell like p…. Now, what does this tell you?
Now, what is cheating?
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Cheating Text Message – Working At Home Is Great
Working at home is great. My friend’s husband was working at home. She came home early and found the dog closed up in the second bedroom and the husband on the wall with the woman from next door. All they could do was grunt and grunt some more before she took her umbrella and gave them something to grunt about. I would say that working at home gave him some time to relax. Now his wife got time with half of the business. Working at home is great.
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Caught My Boyfriend Cheating
My boyfriend sent me to the store to purchase butter to spread on the corn on the cobb that he loves so much. I was only gone for 15 minutes when I walked in on him comforting his personal friend, John. He didn’t see me at first because of the closed eyes, heavy sweating and grimacing of his face as his friend jumped forward and hung from side to side. I could not believe the waste. John could have been in a warm place and not in the cold. To my boyfriend’s surprise, he grabbed me to comfort me letting me know that John will not be shared. John is only for me. No more cheating between my boyfriend and John.
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Cheating Text Message – Now I Caught the Dog Cheating
I put down a glue trap to catch a mouse. I found that I didn’t have a mouse. The problem was the dog. I heard a lot of noise in the kitchen. There was so much noise that I thought the kitchen cabinets were falling off of the walls or a burgular was coming through the back of the house. With my heart pounding, I ran into the kitchen as fast as I could to find the dog was fighting to get the glue trap off of her face. She did get it off along with the peanut butter that I had placed on the trap. After her close call, she was looking guilty with her head hanging down. Of course she was also licking her chops to finish the peanut butter off of her lips that she had just eaten. Now I caught the dog cheating. She couldn’t help herself just to get a taste of the peanut butter. I had to pick up the trap.
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