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Cheating Professor

I was in the middle of a test when I caught the professor checking out my short skirt. I thought the skirt was cute but I had problems all day long keeping it down. I didn’t realize that the skirt had crawled up so far in the front that he saw that I had no underwear on. Of course, I found this out after he placed a fan in front of me and I felt the air circulating underneath the desk. I felt goosebumps rising and I slowly leaned forward and found out why. I quickly pulled down my skirt and felt the blood rushing to my face. I quickloy finished the assignment and walked my paper up to the professor. As he accepted my paper, he told me to come to his office in a few minutes. I knew that he wanted me to explain why I wore such a short skirt to class. Fearing the worse, I went to the professor’s office about 30 minutes later. Hoping to get the meeting over, I forgot to knock and quickly opened his office door. I found him on his knees with his head underneath his secretary’s skirt. I quickly closed the door and ran to get out of there. What a cheating professor, I thought as I opened the car door to my married lover who was waiting for me. Now, who is the cheater?

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Cheating Texts – Hiding Food

My daughter likes to keep an eye on me to make sure I am not eating what I am not supposed to be eating. I can’t help myself because I get so hungry so I hide crackers, cookies and candy and walk into another room where she can hear my teeth crunching on the goodies. I know this is cheating and I should do better but maybe next week.

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Cheating Texts – Thoughts of Lover

Is it wrong to think of a lover when making love your wife?

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Cheating Texts – Sending a Cheating Text Message

Trying to cheat is not easy and sending a cheating text message to your lover is not easy especially when your husband is sitting next to me. He alrmost caught me two days ago when I dropped the phone adn he picked it up for me. The good thing is the the phone went black. I told myself that I won’t try that again but look at me. He will catch me evetually and what can I say?

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Cheating Texts – Turning Sideways to Appear Thinner

Hey, my friend put on about fifteen pounds this year. It’s coming up on Thanksgiving and she is going to see her grandmother which she loves unconditionally. The problem is that whenever the grandmother sees her, the issue of weight always comes up. So, my friend is thinking about turning sideways everytime she comes into view of her grandmother. I don’t think it is going to work but my friend says that it is an easy way of cheating at weight by making yourself appear thinner. I don’t see it because whenever she turns sideways around me I see the gut hanging but I don’t want to hurt her feelings. Maybe after the new year, I will encourage her to go walking.

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Cheating Texts – Extra Maid Duty

Unbelievable doing the live-in maid.  If you are going to cheat, go outside your house and you know the deal.

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Cheating Text Message – I Sent the Text to the Wrong Phone Number

I called myself being the female player. I guess I wasn’t good enough. I already had plans with my main man when I sent a text to the wrong phone number, my second man. He’s the one who takes care of me financially. When I got to the restaurant, I found both men at the table waiting on me. I walked over and did a toast because I was caught big time. Now neither men will talk to me. I learned the hard way that cheating is no fun. At least I had a nice glass of wine and went home to recover from the stick pins in my stomach. What a late night.

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Cheating Text – What is Cheating?

What is Cheating?  – Part I

Cheating is when you walk into your apartment and catch your boyfriend walking of out the bathroom with a condom still on and you know it wasn’t meant for you.  You walk into your bedroom and find his ex-girlfriend hiding in the closet and she forgot to put on her clothes. Now, what does this tell you?

Cheating is when you your significant other is taking antibodies for the rash on his personal and you have not seen him in a month because of your job travels.  Now what does this tell you?

Cheating is when your husband smiles and tell  you to go shopping with your girlfriends because he has something great in store for you when you get home.  You are gone for an hour and return because you forgot the credit card.  You find your cousin’s car in the drive way.  Yeah, the cousin that you couldn’t stand since childhood.  You walk through the door and find them in a liplock.  He tries to explain that she brought by earrings that he wanted to buy for you.  He has gotten the story wrong because she works at the fast food restaurant across town.  Also, he doesn’t realize that he has her matching lip color on his lips.  Now, what does this tell you?

Cheating is when he takes the dog for a walk and comes back smell like p….  Now, what does this tell you?

Now, what is cheating?

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Cheating Text – Got a Cheat on My Hands

I caught him on the phone with the the other woman. When he went to slept, I took his phone and added super glue to remind him if he is going to cheat at least be a good cheat.

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